I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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