is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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