I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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