I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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