38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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