dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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