i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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