used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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