come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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