i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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