cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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