if you like me you must not know who I am
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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