What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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