'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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