can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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