your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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