hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
