Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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