why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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