we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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