I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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