The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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