My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
where am i from again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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