Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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