sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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