What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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