Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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