Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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