So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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