I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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