what day is it and did you see me today?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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