talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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