I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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