her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
should my penis look like a turkey
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
