why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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