I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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