What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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