lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
