He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
