She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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