Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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