he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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