woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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