Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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