I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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