At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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