SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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