So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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