I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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