ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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