question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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