Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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