Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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