How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
