hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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