that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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