I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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