If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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